Eat shit asshole!

What do you do when your own mother thinks you'll never make it? Well if your anything like me you think about killing her,but then sanity comes in.Instead i think I'll finally get my life together and prove my family wrong.Sure I've made speeches like this in the past,but it's different now. I'm 21 and growing sick of doing the same shit day in and day out, I've got a plan that's sure to work this time. I'm going to make it!

1.Currently working on a book about a shallow L.A stylist loosely based on some of the pin heads in Hollyweird.I think people will get a kick ot of it. Next up I'm actively seeking an SD (sugardaddy)every girl needs some extra cash n'est pas?(oh and a trip to Antigua every now and then)

You're probably reading this and thinking to yourself I'm one delusional Bitch,but your all wrong .
Until next time!

Sex scandal...Pronto please!

So I'm unemployed right now because there isn't any work at the (temp)agency at the moment. But the thought of going back to the warehouse gives me the heeby jeebies(or however you spell that) the place is dusty,smelly and the people...don't get me started.

I feel like I'm surrounded by a bunch of pedaphiles,gang bangers and reformed hos. It's not the best job in the world but you do what you gotta do to make a living.(Note to all the kiddies reading this,STAY IN SCHOOL! otherwise you wind up working a minimum wage job amongst assholes,and I mean real A-Holes.)

But then I started thinking most people are creative and avoid the 9-5 crap all together and make a living off of bad behaviour and reap the benefits. Karinne Steffans video girl/author is a wonderful example . I mean what has she really accomplished in life ,she fucked and sucked every man in Hip Hop.Then she writes a book about it and what do you know ,people actually go out and by it.(I may be wrong but I think she signed a $10 million dollar deal to air out her dirty laundry)

Then we have my personal fave Senator Mike Dewine's former mail girl Jessica Cutler. She was thrust into the spotlight after her online diary where she wrote about every detail of her very active sex life.With high profile lawyers and every one under the sun ...and what does she get ? Six figures to write about it in a novel.

What the fuck? It seems like you make more money on your knees than you would on your feet. It's too bad I live in Ontario,Canada hardly anyone important (celebrities) come around here. Otherwise I'd have at least three book deals by now.


Ciao!